Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros歌詞

[00:00.000] 作詞 : Bret McKenzie/Jemaine Clement
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Bret McKenzie/Jemaine Clement
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[00:05.381] I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
[00:06.896] My beats are phat and the birds are on my back
[00:09.127] And I'm horny (I'm horny)
[00:10.064] If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
[00:11.832] 'Cause I hit you with my flow
[00:13.432] The Wild Rhino Stampede
[00:14.656] I'm not just wild, I'm trained, domesticated
[00:17.001] I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
[00:19.160] And subsequently procreated
[00:20.454] That's how it goes
[00:22.034] Here's the Hip-Hopapotamus
[00:23.293] The hip hop hippo
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[00:25.256] They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus
[00:26.136] My lyrics are bottomless
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[00:34.134] Sometimes my rhymes are polite
[00:35.653] Like "Thank you for the dinner, Ms. Wright
[00:36.914] That was very delicious, good night"
[00:38.654] Sometimes they're obscene
[00:40.165] Like a pornographic dream
[00:41.329] NC-17 with ladies in a
[00:42.264] Stream of margarine
[00:43.487] Ha ha ha ha ha ha, yeah
[00:46.747] Some margarine
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[00:48.473] They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus
[00:49.783] Flows that glow like phosphorous
[00:51.033] Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
[00:52.349] Rockin' this metropolis
[00:53.455] I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
[00:55.524] Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
[00:57.536] Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
[00:58.884] Mmmph, Steve
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[01:03.481] My rhymes and records they don't get played
[01:04.924] Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
[01:07.230] And if you rap like me you don't get paid
[01:09.716] And if you roll like me you don't get laid
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[01:13.024] My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
[01:14.583] I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
[01:17.183] Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
[01:19.322] But you lovely ******* and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this
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[01:22.747] Other rappers diss me
[01:24.161] Say my rhymes are sissy
[01:26.523] Why? Why? Why?
[01:29.714] What?
[01:30.754] Why exactly?
[01:31.762] What? Why?
[01:33.832] Be more constructive with your feedback, please, why?
[01:35.416] Why?
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[01:37.272] Why, because I rap about reality?
[01:38.887] Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
[01:40.969] There ain't no party like my nana's tea party
[01:43.931] Hey! Ho!
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[01:47.812] I'm the motherflippin'
[01:49.236] I'm the motherflippin'
[01:52.257] I'm the motherflippin'
[01:54.878] Who's the motherflippin'?
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[01:57.606] I'm the motherflippin'
[01:59.720] I'm the motherflippin'
[02:01.020] I'm the motherflippin'
[02:03.254] Motherflippin'