The Spicy McHaggis Jig歌詞

[00:21.74]I'll tell you a story,
[00:23.45]believe me it's true
[00:25.21]A tale you'd best hope
[00:26.83]never happens to you
[00:28.79]old spicy mcHaggis
[00:30.55]How he met his fate
[00:32.23]you I can save,but
[00:34.30]for him it's too late!
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[00:36.15]Spicy was big,
[00:38.01]burly and strong
[00:39.16]his pipes were gigantic
[00:41.28]And so was his s*****g
[00:43.44]from city to city
[00:45.31]running around
[00:46.32]always looking for chicks
[00:48.39]over four hundred pounds!
[00:50.15]
[00:50.70]One night at the pub
[00:51.66]a girl caught his eye
[00:52.62]big as a house
[00:53.48]Just the right size
[00:54.33]the broad was enormous
[00:55.34]Stacked to the hilt
[00:56.24]spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
[00:57.79]The piper delivered his best pick-up line
[00:59.67]thought to himself
[01:00.74]"This beast is all mine"
[01:01.75]the portly young lady could stand for no more
[01:03.41]Grabbed his cojones and went for the door
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[01:05.52]They got to her house
[01:07.03]and dimmed all the lights
[01:09.14]Spicy was in for one hell of a night
[01:12.68]he said that he loved her,
[01:14.34]He'd always be true "
[01:15.93]But
[01:16.69]Mr. Mchaggis,
[01:18.25]I've only just met you!!"
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[01:20.05]By now he saw double
[01:21.12]through his drunken eyes
[01:22.12]Neither had looks or appropriate size
[01:23.88]he came to his sense
[01:24.83]Thought to himself
[01:25.79] "At this time of night I won't find nothing else"
[01:27.35]he took off his shirt
[01:28.31]She lifted her skirt,
[01:29.31]they pulled out his unit
[01:30.37]and stared to play
[01:31.22]she asked for a glove
[01:32.08]He gave her a shove
[01:33.04]had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day
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[01:38.53]Spicy!
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[01:42.37]Spicy!
[01:43.38]Spicy!
[01:44.38]Spicy!
[01:45.29]Spicy!
[01:46.19]Spicy!
[01:47.05]Spicy!
[01:47.96]Spicy!
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[01:57.34]One night at the pub
[01:58.10]a girl caught his eye
[01:58.94]big as a house
[01:59.86]Just the right size
[02:00.72]the broad was enormous
[02:01.73]Stacked to the hilt
[02:02.69]spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
[02:04.35]The piper delivered his best pick-up line
[02:06.01]thought to himself
[02:07.12]"This beast is all mine"
[02:08.17]the portly young lady could stand for no more
[02:10.04]Grabbed his cojones and went for the door
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[02:11.93]Three packs a day
[02:13.69]he'll smoke 'til he dies
[02:15.76]Spicy McHaggis
[02:18.02]one hell of a guy!
[02:22.62]
[02:22.72]I don't know what you all are talking about...and who drank all my beer!?