Everything Is Wrong歌詞

Howdy people?
Here's a little story about an old friend of mine
And to all you great folks out there
This is hardcore 10-4....
Freaky friday, things ain't going my way
Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Oh-oh I jumped out of my bed this morning
Then I heard this crunchy sound
From my left leg that was broken
And a note was laying on the ground
Baby, I'm leaving you this minute
Took the car and the cats and dogs
Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson
Nothing's left but the note you got, ah you suck
Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way
Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Freaky Friday, go play on the highway
Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on
On my way through crosstown traffic
I was hit by a giant truck
I came late to work and got fired
Then suddenly the thunder struck
Oh-oh Baby, I am leavin