如果我有五百萬歌詞

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[00:00.47]如果我有五百萬 - 唐鵬
[00:00.80]詞：唐鵬
[00:00.93]曲：張云崗/秦洋
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[00:02.43]我中獎啦中大獎啦
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[00:33.67]如果我有五百萬到底應該咋個辦
[00:40.91]幸福來呢太突然我呢精神會錯亂
[00:48.33]如果我有五百萬我精神會錯亂
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[00:52.04]上頓龍蝦下頓鮑魚我再也不干飯
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[00:55.77]長白山上呢老人參整它三斤半
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[00:59.56]一斤泡酒一斤喂狗剩下呢去涼拌
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[01:03.31]如果我有五百萬到底應該咋個辦
[01:10.72]幸福來呢太突然我呢精神會錯亂
[01:18.34]如果我有五百萬我精神會錯亂
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[01:22.01]吃碗米線都開飛機這種都嫌它慢
[01:25.80]限量版呢賓利悍馬買上它一大串
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[01:29.62]一輛拉人一輛拉豬其他呢擺的看
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[01:34.41]呀葬德呀你咋個那么沒得出息啊
[01:37.35]五百萬就整這些啊
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[01:39.51]聽的我告訴你一把五百萬咋個用
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[01:42.80]呦你讓開點你是老倌你不會說
[01:45.55]好我告訴大家
[01:47.32]我有五百萬我要咋個辦
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[01:50.40]如果我有五百萬到底應該咋個辦
[01:57.70]幸福來呢太突然我呢精神會錯亂
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[02:05.27]如果我有五百萬我精神會錯亂
[02:08.92]電視多了不怕爛一臺聽的一臺看
[02:12.98]冰箱要買兩個半全部當做腌菜罐
[02:16.47]雙缸洗衣機也要有
[02:18.34]一個裝米一個裝酒
[02:20.50]如果我有五百萬到底應該咋個辦
[02:27.70]幸福來呢太突然我呢精神會錯亂
[02:35.18]如果我有五百萬我精神會錯亂
[02:38.90]保姆月薪三十萬長呢要好看
[02:42.60]亞洲小姐來煮飯港姐剝大蒜
[02:46.51]環(huán)球小姐拖地板我天天吃軟飯
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[02:54.07]今天終于中獎啦
[02:57.69]敢吃海鮮熊掌啦
[03:01.44]見著婆娘敢嚷啦
[03:05.19]遇見美女心癢啦
[03:08.97]結果物價又漲啦
[03:12.80]全部又都白想啦
[03:16.44]結果物價又漲啦
[03:20.14]全部又都白想啦
[03:23.91]全部又都白想啦
[03:27.61]全部又都白想啦
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